I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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