it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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