He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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