If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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