Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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