my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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