there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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