ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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