I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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