yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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