Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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