Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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