he shaved USA in his pubs
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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