If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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