Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
PANTIES FOUND
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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