Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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