Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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