real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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