If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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