Porn is love you can see.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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