there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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