Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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