She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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