I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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