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(303): View more from Colorado

.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate

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(847): View more from Illinois

my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

cat food counts as protein by the way

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(310): View more from California

Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way

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(602): View more from Arizona

Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.

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(312): View more from Illinois

We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you never un-have a 4some

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(647): View more from Ontario

she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...

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