tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
