I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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