I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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