So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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