Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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