the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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