i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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