I must be too annoying 4 u.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The Olympian is in my bed
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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