Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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