why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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