So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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