We're facebook friends in real life
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Pants are for mortals
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
jump out the window naked night went bad
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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