It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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