ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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