Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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