so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
