it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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