"it" just moved
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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