My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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