the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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