Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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