Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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