you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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