ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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