Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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