Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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