We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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