i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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