I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Randomize