he thought i was a dude.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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