Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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