I cockslap morals
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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