Its about making memories worth repressing
My ATM looks so different sober.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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